You know...  Having been a kid once, and not so long ago, I remember a great many things about being a kid and what I thought of during those years.  However, I cannot for the life of me figure this out.

In case you didn't really read the magazine, it is a magazine devoted to one thing...  The LIFE STORY of Miley Cyrus!!!  Don't know who that is?  Well, well...  It is a FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD child!  How much of a life story could there possibly be??!

Argh!  What is this world coming to?!